Your Abercrombie
Cologne makes me wish I had
Tampons in my nose.
Take a Toaster in the Bath?
You honestly tried
To wash a COMPUTERIZED
Unit in the sink?
Put The Phone Down
Get off your goddamn
Cell phone during our meeting;
Angry Birds can wait.
Picking Up the Slack
All this extra work!
It’s a joy to complete YOUR
Daily assignments.
I Wish You Had a Mute Button
The “Mute” burton is
Not how you fix a machine
That keeps alarming.
Superhero
I am very good
At what I do, but I’m not
A superhero.
Please back off and give
Me some space, or all your pleas.
Will fall on deaf ears.
Can’t Carry a Tune in a Bucket…
All your out-of-tune
Whistling and humming just makes
Me wish I was deaf.
Your Stupidity Costs Money
Your forgetfulness
Will cost thousands of bucks when
You break that machine.