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Countdown

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Fifty more days here.
Trying to stay sane is tough.
Free pizza helps though!

Learn yoself, fool!

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Familiarize
Yourself with what I’m doing
Before you critique.

After a 5-day Weekend…

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I miss the weekend.
Cold, severe, ascetic lab.
No beer in this fridge.

Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

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The wire in my bra
Hath unsheathed itself, and is
Making my day hell.

Work Klepto

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Writing “BREAST MILK” on
My salad dressing; hoping
You quit stealing it.

Comparative Intelligence

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How do you think up
This shit? You make me feel
Like a GENIUS!

Strategery…

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You said, “Noo-kyuh-luhr.”
Can I trust a scientist
Who copies Dubya?