Your Abercrombie
Cologne makes me wish I had
Tampons in my nose.
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Your Abercrombie
Cologne makes me wish I had
Tampons in my nose.
You honestly tried
To wash a COMPUTERIZED
Unit in the sink?
Get off your goddamn
Cell phone during our meeting;
Angry Birds can wait.
All this extra work!
It’s a joy to complete YOUR
Daily assignments.
The “Mute” burton is
Not how you fix a machine
That keeps alarming.
I am very good
At what I do, but I’m not
A superhero.
Please back off and give
Me some space, or all your pleas.
Will fall on deaf ears.