Ask First

Why do you think you
Don’t have to ask permission
Before taking stuff?

Humoring Me

I will laugh at you
If you try to make me feel
Small with dumb insults.

I Done Went and Did Science!

Since jcrew.com
Seems to be “science” to you…
LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE!!!

Dumbing it Down

Fake naivete
That you feel is cute and sweet?
It’s just pathetic.

10AM

In what alternate
Universe is ten o’clock
An “early” morning?

Mine!

Keep using my stuff
When I’m not in lab, and I
WILL GO NUTS ON YOU.

Be concise!

That was a fun wild
Goosechase through fifteen emails
And no concrete thoughts.

I’m a Goody-Two-Shoes. You?

“Hall Monitor” is
A nickname that suits me fine.
Yours? It’s “Dipshit.”

In your FACE

Confrontational.
It’s a way of life, my friend.
And I’m good at it.

Mind-reader

Stop being so vague.
I’m not clairvoyant, nor do
I have ESP.