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Can’t Carry a Tune in a Bucket…

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All your out-of-tune
Whistling and humming just makes
Me wish I was deaf.

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Timid as a Mouse

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Humility is
Fine with me. Timidity,
Though, makes me insane.

Your Stupidity Costs Money

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Your forgetfulness
Will cost thousands of bucks when
You break that machine.

Ask First

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Why do you think you
Don’t have to ask permission
Before taking stuff?

Humoring Me

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I will laugh at you
If you try to make me feel
Small with dumb insults.

I Done Went and Did Science!

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Since jcrew.com
Seems to be “science” to you…
LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE!!!

Dumbing it Down

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Fake naivete
That you feel is cute and sweet?
It’s just pathetic.