Countdown

Fifty more days here.
Trying to stay sane is tough.
Free pizza helps though!

Learn yoself, fool!

Familiarize
Yourself with what I’m doing
Before you critique.

After a 5-day Weekend…

I miss the weekend.
Cold, severe, ascetic lab.
No beer in this fridge.

Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

The wire in my bra
Hath unsheathed itself, and is
Making my day hell.

Work Klepto

Writing “BREAST MILK” on
My salad dressing; hoping
You quit stealing it.

Comparative Intelligence

How do you think up
This shit? You make me feel
Like a GENIUS!

Strategery…

You said, “Noo-kyuh-luhr.”
Can I trust a scientist
Who copies Dubya?